Tuesday, December 4, 2007

And Now The "Fun" Begins

On Monday December 3rd 2007 the 2008 election cycle officially begins. That is the first day that candidates for office can file ad already the election year insantiy has begun.

On Friday November 30th Leeland Eisenberg strapped highway flares to his chest and marched into the New Hampshire election headquarters of Senator Hillary Clinton. Mr Eisenberg, who had spent the previous 48 hours getting drunk, demanded to speak to the Front Running Democratic Party candidate for President. Mr Eisenberg held off the police for five hours, taking time to call CNN and tell them this was a protest for the lack of proper Mental Health Care. Apparently this drunken Ex-Con is living proof of that.

CNBC reporter Erin Burnett went on the air this week to offer President Bush an apology for calling him a "Monkey" during the MSNBC Moring show "Moring Joe".

Speaking before officials of the Democrat National Committee Govenor Bill Richardson (Democrat candidate for President), lambasted the Democrat controlled congress for it's failure to accomplish more.

Citizens United, an activist group, has filed a lawsuit against CNN for "Biased Reporting" in the networks "Broken Government" program.

According to the Gallup Poll Republicans have much better Mental Health than Democrats or Independenats. As a favor to my editor I am not gonna touch that line.

Meanwhile overseas in Sudan the followers of the "Religion of Peace" are demanding that a British School teacher be execuated for allowing her students to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

In Caracas tens of thousands of supporters of Hugo Chavez took to the streets to rally in favor of the Constitutional changes being sought by the Leftist leader of Venezuela. "These amendments would enable President Chavez to suspend basic rights indefinitely by maintaining a perpetual state of emergency," said Jose Miguel Vivanco of the New York-based group.

Why do I get the feeling that it is going to be a long election year.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Thanksgiving 2007

Once again November has come screaming around the calender. We are already past Veterans Day (I Hope you remembered to thank a Vet) and Thanksgiving is just around the corner. I would like to ask you to take a moment out of your Turkey fantasy's and Sweet Potato cravings to think about what you have to be thankfull this year. With your permission I would like to tell you a few of the things I am thankfull for.

1) The Editor of this paper has not fired me yet for missing or almost missing my deadlines. If you know me then you know I love to talk and debate almost any issue. I am seldom at a loss for words, however I am also a bit of a procastinator. As a direct result of that I usually turn this column in to my long patient editor either 30 seconds before the deadline or the day after the deadline.

2) In spite of some farily serious health scares early in the year, I am still here to annoy the Democrats and make the Republicans think. Just in case you are wondering I Intend to keep questioning the obvious hypocracy of people like Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama and Al Gore. I will also continue to demand that our Republican Elected Officials actually try to do the things they promised when they ran.

3) The Screen Writers Strike will soon put an end to what has to be the worst Televison Season of my lifetime. Just when you think Television has hit rock bottom they give us a Sitcom based on a Commercial (Caveman), A Spin off of a Night Time Soap Opera (Private Practice), and hire Emmitt Smith as a Football commentator. The season has made me nostalgic for the "Glory Days" of Laverne and Shirley.

4) My Grandson William "Fish Stick" Howard. Trust me on this, grandkids ALMOST make up for all the aggravations that kids give us. It's amazing how much fun it it to just sit and watch him bounce up and down on his bouncer.

5) The Dallas Cowboys are actually winning games. It has been a long 10 years since the Cowboys had a decent team but it look likes Tony Romo is a Football Jedi Knight (tip of my hat to 13.10 the Ticket Radio Station) and may lead the Cowboys back to the Football promised land.

6) The Sooners beat the Longhorns, so those obnoxious Longhorn fans are actually being quite for a change. Coach Fran will soon be unemployed, so maybe the Aggies can finally find a decent Coach and start playing good football again.

7) and finally my sweet wife continues to put up with my nonsense.

Bill Hocutt